..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks...– David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via saraodene)
zoophobiacrazies: miniminxie: roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post Reblogging because “BABY SNAAAKES!” BAAaaaaAAAbyyyy SNAAAAaaaAYYYYKES
my dreams have reached a whole new level of fucked...
When in doubt white wine with fruit in it
support-or-feed: Behind every great carry, there’s a great support.
Anonymous asked: ooh yayay! also im willing to come of anon if you promise to answer privately.
Anonymous asked: i think that is a very reasonable request. but im not brave enough to do it. my gut tells me it is however not very reasonable to ask you to post a picture anyways. what do you think?
Anonymous asked: not to be weird but i think you are cute could i see your face?
All that grace, all that body, all that face,...
Hot summer nights, mid July When you and I were forever wild The crazy days, city lights The way you’d play with me like a child
Anonymous asked: i know i dont count because im a gray face but i think you are great. good job. at being a beautiful person.
She still clutched the book. She was holding desperately on to the words who had...– The book thief, Markus Zusak
mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death
I give up
Have I told you you're making the wrong decision?
oh yea, only like twenty thousand times….
Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned, collapse,...– The book thief, Markus Zusak
I miss my best friend. I'm just not that close to...
What a bitch If a man like Gatsby loved me I’d wait for him
Going to see Gatsby
I never read the books so it can’t be ruined for me
onefitmodel: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth IT. GOT. BETTER.
madturbating: THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
Music should be like making love. Sometimes you want it soft and tender, another...– Jimmy Page (via babeimgonnaleaveu)